Silly names for some Country songs

[cofi]

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few


Ok, Ok, if you've got any better ones, you post some then

[punk]

LMAO

[jesse]

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cuz I'm Kissin' You goodbye by Ray Stevens

[maryrocksBitch]

hahaha

[cofi]

Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
by Travis Tritt - "It's All About to Change"

How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
by Jimmy Eaton & Larry Wagner, "I Looked Back" recorded by Perry Como.

[slaphead]

I found these after a bit of research.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life.

You're the reason our kids are ugly.

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.

I got in at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

Did I shave my legs for this?

Billy's got his beer goggles on.

Tequila makes her clothes come off.

Do you want fries with that?

If french fries were fat free.

There must be more out there

Jim

[cofi]

Good selection Jim here's a few more that i like ;D

Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
by Colin Hartridge

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
Written by Richard Friedman


This one i really like
Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance

[jamman]

;D ;D


I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

[slaphead]

Hey Jamman

You a Dierks fan?

Great song that one.

Jim

[sparky]

Good thread guy's

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
by Ray Stevens,

You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go