A few more jokes

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"Making Out"


A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the interior light on.

There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.

He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.

"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

"And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

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"Santas Gifts"


A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Tell Santa next year to put a light on the back of that bike."

The kid says, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The cop says, "Yeah."

The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next year to put the Dick underneath the horse, instead of on top of it."

"Bush Is Saved"


One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.


Bush asked the boys how he could ever repay them. The first boy said, "I want a boat."

The second boy said, "I want a truck."

And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."

Bush asked, "Why is that, son?"

The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"