Post by slaphead on Apr 1, 2008 21:21:08 GMT
Great stuff guys 
Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
And............
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a Soho restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She barks, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry."
The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other businessmen replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
Then............
Three men were sitting together bragging how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Albania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the washing up, laundry, dusting and cleaning the house. He said that this would take a couple of days. On the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away. The laundry too had been done.
The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, washing up and the cooking. He told them that the first day he did not see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Britain. He boasted that he told his wife that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said on the first day he did not see anything, the second day he still did not see anything, by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
And finally
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?". Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign".
Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
And............
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a Soho restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She barks, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry."
The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other businessmen replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
Then............
Three men were sitting together bragging how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Albania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the washing up, laundry, dusting and cleaning the house. He said that this would take a couple of days. On the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away. The laundry too had been done.
The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, washing up and the cooking. He told them that the first day he did not see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Britain. He boasted that he told his wife that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said on the first day he did not see anything, the second day he still did not see anything, by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
And finally
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?". Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign".
awesome guy's, 
;D
Jim. the jokes wasn't that bad either dude, ;D
good one guy's.