Post by johnnyreb on Jun 14, 2007 19:32:05 GMT
"Can I Have A Fork"
A man walks in to a pub and says to the barman "Can a have a fork?"
The barman asks "What for?"
The man says "Nothing much can I have one?"
The barman no sooner gives him a fork when another guy walks in
"Can a have a fork?" The barman again asks "What for?"
The guy says "Nothing much, can I have one?"
A little confused the barman agrees. He has no sooner handed over the fork when a third guy walked in.
"Can I have a straw please?"
The barman asks him why, to which the man replied.
"Well someone has been sick outside, but all the best bits are gone"
